I Let a Robot Name Coffee Blends
After Christmas and then a snow day, I’ve been at work two days of the last seven. I miss work. What can I say? I’m sick.
So I plugged a bunch of blend names from the top twenty or so roasters in the US (including Red Rock Roasters, obviously) into a predictive writing bot. The bot came up with Espresso Strata on its first try, so I’m very proud of it.
Here are some of my other favorites:
Black Big Hair Blend
Mocha of Big
Vienna Verona Veranda
Dickason's Prancing French Breakfast
Flying Cat Blend
Crazy Flying Roadrunner
And the three I'm considering using:
Blend Roast Espresso
Caffe Black Dark
House of Roast
With more data, I bet these will get funnier. But I’m already on to my next idea: bot-named coffee roasters.